There are plenty of articles out there about why you shouldn’t date a writer.
This leaves us writers with two options:
1) Hope we meet somebody who doesn’t care how awful we are.
2) Only date other writers.
So if you’re a non-writer and you’re reading this, you’re doomed, according to my extensive internet research. If you’re a writer crushing on a fellow writer…well. Good luck to you. Either way, let’s assume it’s too late; you’ve fallen for that sexy writer across the room. What now?
Smooth words and a quick wit are the way to a writer’s heart. Ladies and gentlemen, break out the pickup lines…
Pickup lines by Twitter users, via Wordbitches.