Pickup Lines for Writers

There are plenty of articles out there about why you shouldn’t date a writer.

This leaves us writers with two options:

1) Hope we meet somebody who doesn’t care how awful we are.

2) Only date other writers.

So if you’re a non-writer and you’re reading this, you’re doomed, according to my extensive internet research.  If you’re a writer crushing on a fellow writer…well.  Good luck to you.  Either way, let’s assume it’s too late; you’ve fallen for that sexy writer across the room.  What now?

Smooth words and a quick wit are the way to a writer’s heart.  Ladies and gentlemen, break out the pickup lines…

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